14th St A train, heading uptown - w4m - 23 (Chelsea)

14th Street, A train, then...? Between 5 and 6 PM. This is the second time that I've taken the train with you. We're never within convo distance of each other, but I can't help noticing you. Today I thought I caught you checking me out a few times.
You need a shave. But I like it.
If you by some chance do read this, write back and tell me what I was wearing.

danielle is one of those girls that people are publicly friends with, but really, cannot stand. it's not that she's a bad person an it's not that she isn't pretty either. everybody has their version of danielle, that slightly annoying, completely bossy mentality she permeates is just too much to handle. danielle is okay in small doses but anymore than 20 minutes and we're talking lethal. today, our fair bossy lady was en route to her apartment in hell's kitchen. it's a luxury building closer to the west side highway in the 50's, where she lives with her "bff" from college and her "bff's" other "bff". coincidentally, all their aim profiles read, "hell's kitchen's devils, love my girls" and induce homicidal tendencies even in social care workers. danielle had a rough day at work today, and her suit from express shows all the drama she had to deal with. an inter office gchat

daniyell: omg, i'm so over this right now...why do i have to do everything
staySEEluv: ugh i know, it's like nobody does what they're supposed to and i have to deal with everything
daniyell: i can't even believe that i have to do this work right now
staySEEluv: it's out of control how much work i have to do because nobody is doing their work
daniyell: nobody is responsible here, it's like i have 3 jobs for the price of 1, i have so many things on my plate right now
staySEEluv: i am so tired of working, i can't handle it, i need a break...like a real one
daniyell: i did all of the work yesterday and am doing it all now, i am so done!
staySEEluv: i have so much to do.

...and so on and so forth. in reality, the other people in the company are looking to trim the fat and although our danielle isn't hefty...they're looking in her direction because nobody has any idea what she does all day. she was so tired at work today that she skipped out early while everybody else was in a meeting. just before heading into the station she gets a mass bbm from a roommate

jess.E: hey ladies, lets have champers and a roomie conv. 2nite...luv jess

perturbed that jess.E didn't appropriately abbreviate conversation with "convo" she boards the a train. her express suit is really getting the better of her now and her steve by steve madden pointy toe heels aren't helping the situation. she starts checking out the "man candy" (a phrase common to her and her friends) in the car. nobody "within convo distance" is eligible enough for our young lady but she spies a stubble faced gent at the other side of the car. he's casual and well dressed and is the type that NEVER goes for girls like danielle, for they learned their lesson about her type in pre-school. her bossy attitude emerges as she decides that if this relationship is going to work he has to shave. our boy looks over at her and can't help but stare because there is an awkward thing happening with her coach bag strap and her jacket that is providing almost attractive cleavage, but not really. thinking she looks better than ever, danielle takes this as, "date me please, pretty pretty girl and i will shower you with gifts!" she spends the rest of the ride eyeing him and pondering their life together. had only they been in convo distance...they would have connected.

how sad. she returns home for "champers" and a roomie convo.